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=Weird story that gets really confusing with many random things in it so I would recommend you read it right away in the middle of August on the planet mars eating sushi with your feet on your head with a book: =  ==We are Chinese fighters in Switzerland against tail gated fishies in a blizzard in the middle of summer walking on the sun underground in a boiling pot eating pie with a knife juggling fireballs with baseball bats on a giant potato in the sun's core roasting marshmallows with a snake!!!!!!!! Then the giant monkeys attacked our secret base on top of a turtle's head which exploded in Orion's Belt in the middle of a pizza pie which was covered with purple paint which came from Russia's national pie, which astronomers are eating right now in 1847 which died while trying to jump up and down on a blue duck, which was sizzling around the Statue of Liberty in the Czech Republic!!!!!!!! However, the Dutch mouse defenders weren't done yet, because they destroyed the national meusum of nails on Pluto which fell on China's president of astrogunieapigs and he kicked a computer which hit Mars and it got mad, so it slapped the cast of Mamma Mia who cried and started to jump on the giant who fell in bowl of alphabet chicken soup that got cold and destroyed all of Japan's cheese meuseums and then the earthquake destoyed all of Jupiter's storms which made an enourmous explosion that sent cheese flying everywhere, which covered all of Norway's population!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally, the Vietnamese sushi sellers paid booking fees when staying in Russia, but suddenly The Priceline Negotiator appeared and took care of that, when the mutant sushi rolls jumped into a car bomb and it blew thus causing all of the Egyptians to have a craving for swiss cheese, when disaster struck! Sadly, the California rolls attacked all the lighthouses and they fell into a black hole which was eaten by a dog owned by Donald Macintoehioajdoihsdhfjdslahfwaeiuyadiewuiofyawolyhwerl who threw up all over the president...'s dogs shoes which then exploded and infected all computers with the most deadly virus of all, the apple pie virus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then from thin lava bread decended Ronald McDonald eating a whopper, wearing a BK crown on his bottom throwing water baloonsf at himself going crazy on Donald Trumph's head in the middle of the third galaxy to your left called aadjafheifmfjmieijmfma on the planet mars in a tutu. Donald Trumph was sure to shake Ronald off his head, so he started to "break it down" and say "oh no you di ant" and that sort of stuff that freaked Ronald out, so Ronald surf boarded in the sky off Donald's head into the eye of a giant hobo who threw him on the planet of apfieadkieniemimfe in the galaxy aadjafheifmfjmieijmfma and he blew up the universe until it was recreated by that creepy guy on the KFC sign and everything was made out of fried chicken!!!!! Finally Mr. Alligator man ate some of the fried chicken and ate a pickle sandwich with cheese and was so happy that her ran around the KFC sign 25,000,000,000 times until he decided to lie on the floor and fall asleep with his pet chicken Fred who was turned into a cannibal because all there was to eat was KFC, so fred was a baaad chicken! But Fred flew out of the Earth's atmosphere and landed on the sun where he was cooked and fell onto Mars where martians gleefully enjoyed the chicken given to them by the Martian god: Chuck Norris. The Martians liked how Fred tasted so much that they invaded Earth and took all their KFC and storing it on Pluto. The Earthlings were upset and planned to go to pluto on the back of Chuck E. Cheeses riding a flying camel that was on some kind of sleeping medicine because it was always so tired and the earthlings were annoyed with Chuck so they tossed him overboard where he annoyed other rats. So the earthlings landed on pluto and couldn't find the fried chicken! Where did it all go? To be continued... ==  